BE BRAVE

inhighcotton:

secludedstargirl:

volach-deactivated20230326:

Ipad parents be like “stop making me feel guilty about harming my kid 😔”

“But he gets upset if he doesn’t have his ipad”
“What if he didn’t have an ipad?”
“I don’t understand, I just said he gets upset if he doesn’t have his ipad”

(via lovelyardie)

hormse:

0v9:

escuerzoresucitado:

Heartwarming! The world’s ugliest fucking fish ever has been fed a snack

that fish is HIS FRIEND!!

Japanese Diver Has Been Friends With a Massive Fish for 30 YEARS

A Japanese diver has been friends with a fish for 30 years, proving that no sea is too deep to find a companion for life. After being entrus

NextShark

excerpt:

After being entrusted to look after an underwater Shinto shrine, Hiroyuki Arakawa, 79, got to know the marine creatures that lived in the area. He started diving when he was 18.

Among the shrine’s residents is a female Asian sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko whom he became friends with about 30 years ago.

Whenever Arakawa dives to visit the shrine, all he needs to do is knock on metal, and Yoriko will be swimming toward him, Atlas Obscura said.

…At one point, when Yoriko was exhausted from struggling to find food, he fed her five crabs every day for 10 days. He also helped her on another occasion when she was badly injured.

For the priceless bond they’ve made, Arakawa couldn’t be more fulfilled.

“I have an amazing sense of accomplishment in my heart,” he said.

(via riahchan)

me-choy-me-noy:

orarewedancy:

lesbianchrispine:

orarewedancy:

orarewedancy:

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

I feel the need to add a story to this? My co-worker brought his longboard to work, and one of the suit guys reminisced on how he used to ride pretty often. So Co-Worker and I were like, “Dude, go give it a spin, who cares, this mall is huge.” He was nervous about it because there are mall cops on segways everywhere (with helmets, like bruh, full on Paul Blart) and he was worried he was gonna get caught, and eventually we made a bet that he could ride down to Macy’s and back (it’s like a straight shot). So dead ass, this man hung up his jacket, took a running start, and zipped down the hallway with his tie in the breeze.

He evaded the mall cops and claimed that was, “One of the biggest rushes he’s ever felt.”

LOVING THIS CONTENT

(via c-qcat)

jonnelsansa:

day five: hopes and dreams

(via riahchan)

demoncity:

PRINCESS MONONOKE (もののけ姫)
1997 • dir. Hayao Miyazaki

(via riahchan)

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger:

ssundiall:

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

(via riahchan)

grayintogreen:

High Evolutionary truly the most MCU villain of all time. He’s whatever you call an Earth weeb. He’s overly dramatic about everything. He makes his experiments AND his staff call him “sire.” He made an office building out of organic material and makes the guards wear suits that make them look like mutated blood cells. He accidentally created something smarter than he is and went completely feral because he couldn’t do it again. He spent over a decade OBSESSING over one fucking raccoon. He had his face ripped off by that same raccoon and somehow that’s not the thing he’s pissed off about. He created a utopian society of super advanced furries and now they’re dealing meth. The Collector and the Grandmaster probably both think he’s too camp. He created a society of gold egomaniacs just because he could. His own staff turned on him because he blew up EVERYTHING HE OWNED BECAUSE AGAIN HE WAS TRYING TO LOBOTOMIZE ONE RACCOON. He has gravity powers for some reason. He got left to die on his exploding space ship because he was too pathetic to kill. He tortures animals and children. He is basically a god. He is the most wet sock of a villain and I’m fucking living for it.

superyoshifan02:

Peter Quill: You seemed pretty casual about me returning from space like it was no big deal

Grandpa Quill: Please, compared to the other stuff that’s happened on Earth these past few years, you returning from space is nothing

Peter: Oh yeah, I guess after the snap anything’s normal

Grandpa: You better believe it. Did you know they added Captain America’s shield to the Statue of Liberty?

Peter: That’s unexpected but it’s not too weird

Grandpa: A witch placed a whole town in New Jersey under some spell and mind-controlled them into acting in her sitcom

Peter: Okay that’s fucked up

Grandpa: One day the sky turned back 2000 years

Peter: This is NOT normal

Grandpa: There’s an entire race of humans that live and breathe underwater

Peter: Please stop

Grandpa: Werewolves and vampires are real, always have been apparently

Peter: Is this what a midlife crisis feels like?

Grandpa: Oh, don’t forget djinn, they’re out there too

Peter: I’m just gonna stop listening

Grandpa: A newborn Celestial emerged from the ocean and got immediately petrified, then another Celestial showed up a few days later, it was larger than the entire planet

Peter: Alright that’s it, we’re moving to another planet right now

Grandpa: Oh and rumor has it the entire multiverse is in danger of falling apart, we’re not safe anywhere

Peter: FUCK!

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

Best gag in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 was the High Evolutionary needing a box to stand on because Elizabeth Debicki is just that tall.

marveladdicts:

What a bunch of A-holes.